Bishop Paprocki: The Exorcist Wanna Be

So, Governor Quinn signs the marriage equality bill for Illinios on November 20,2013.  Extending rights and benefits that the federal government will grant in non-discriminatatory states with marriage equality.

Bishop Thomas Paprocki from the satanic church of ill repute in Springfield Illinois whips up the Klan and holds an exorcism.

I'm totally sure that this was something that the Vatican sanctioned.  NOT!


Does this guy not realize that he has taken his title of douche, and spread it to his congregation?  They all look like idiots.  A whole church full of morons to cast out "demons".  Oooohhhh, spooooky.

Listen, bub, Halloween was a couple weeks back.  Should have jumped on the that whole exorcism thing BEFORE HE SIGNED THE BILL!!!  Clearly this Bishop is a few Butterfingers short of intelligent life.  Maybe he drives the short bus back and forth to fill the pews with nimrods.

In all seriousness, the Bishop does have a point.  He will lose tons of credibility because he has been preaching the apocalypse to his flock on the gay marriage deal.  Now, no apocalypse.   Gay marriage bill is signed and water still comes out of my spigot when I demand the hot water to runneth!  Maybe the sun was supposed to black out or something MAGICAL like that.  Nope, didn't see the sun flicker.

It did get bitterly cold since the bill was signed.  Maybe that was the result of gay marriage.  But I am going to vote for probably not.  Gays have been getting married for 10 years now.  My trash gets picked up and the mail is delivered and idiots like Bishop Paprocki still breathe in the same air as us normal people (unfortunately).

We just don't understand where the big "earth shattering kaboom" is, your royal worthlessness!

Ahhhh yes!  Besides the fact that you lost face over the spooky "gays will swallow your soul" stories.  You are going to lose money from people supporting your losing cause of homophobia and hate.  Mainly because the old farts that support you are dying off.  How are you going to pay your bills????  THAT'S the real reason.

Lastly, MEMO TO BISHOP PAPROCKI:
How about you have a relationship with a real human being.  Celibacy is unhealthy and unnatural.  Where does it say that Jesus was celibate or straight?  ANSWER: NOWHERE!

Just like David E Smith from Illinois Family Institute, we recommend that you get a real job.  Come out of the closet would help you too.  You are not rocking that nightgown.  It make your homophobic ears look really big.  Like DUMBO big!